"You know, actually, it’s kinda funny. Because every time I would mention some obscure singer or band, you knew so much about them. But not right away, it was like a few minutes later. Maybe enough time to look them up on the web? Jeff, you used the same phrases about Goldfrapp as they do on Amazon.com. Busted! Oh and by the way, I fucking hate Goldfrapp."

Hard Candy (2005)
dir. David Slade



it gets me every time


(Source: howlolcanyougo)

"agreed on the having to use a condom thing. Do you have any favorite places for cum when you don't use one though?"
asked by Anonymous

My tummy

My head is going to explode from all this pressure and how uncomfortable this bus is

We’re Corey and we’re sad on the inside @alexisfaye97


The Breakfast Club (1985) dir. John Hughes

Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062.

Dear Mr. Vernon,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us — in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were brainwashed.


I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted


when will ariana grande’s quinceañera end

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